Picture ImperfectĮUGENE, SIR: In a moment of weakness and drunkenness, I sent a female friend of my girlfriend a pic of my penis. Once you’ve done that? You probably want to take six of one and a half-dozen of the other: While long and thin comes with all of the cervical discomfort and none of the frictional pleasure, short and thick, while high on the mfrictional pleasure scale, is not long enough to make that a sustained sensation.Īs luck has it, though, most dating websites do not have drop-down menus for “Long + Thin” or “Short + Thick,” so you’ll probably end up doing thing the old-fashioned way: listening to his happy/hapless line of patter and hoping for the best. My point being, before you start re-pouring the foundation, make sure everything else about the house is OK. Not just his penis, though, but also his lips, tongue, mouth and fingers, at the right time and in the right measure.
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And how to use it well, exceedingly well.
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Good luck.ĮUGENE, SIR: I have a very hard time reaching orgasm - I guess I’m slow? I’m 23, and after ending a three-year relationship, which was only my second full sexual relationship, I have a question: Am I better off finding a man with a thick penis or one with a long penis? - EWĭear Emma Watson: You are significantly better off finding a man who knows how to use the penis he has. If he does not get either your plan A or your plan B here? Well, it could be time to clear the playing field so that they can get another player on deck.Īnd, yes, it is baseball season again. Repeat after me: “No, thank you.” Now, whether or not you actually say this, or you close your eyes, or maneuver her or yourself in a way that you and he are not locking eyes every freaking stroke, it will send the same message to someone who is not a hammerhead. So what you could be asking is: How do I respond without being hurtful? To which I say, if I am serving you escargot and you do not like escargot, how do you decline my offer of escargot? And you don’t need an expert sex columnist to tell you that when a man is looking at you while masturbating, the parameters of the question he’s asking are pretty narrow. In which case, he’s maneuvering himself into your sight line by way of asking a question he would like an answer to. Presuming for a second that this is not about me helping you see that it was the penis you wanted all along - which is not a bad thing if that’s what you want - but about what you say it is, well, that means entertaining the possibility that it’s not you but him. Is this just me being paranoid, and how do I fix it without being an asshole? - Jeffĭear Gee-Off: You are noticing that he is jerking off more, eh? You mean while you’re having sex with his wife, the woman you’re having sex with, you’re noticing him gently caressing his penis while watching the “two” of you? OK, look, like Linton Kwesi Johnson says, I’m a merciless realist and if I’m knuckle-deep in a threesome, unless there is some jealousy-infused increase to the in-room threat level, it seems the business at hand is what’s in mind.
I don’t say that he’s getting closer, I just say he’s moving around to get more in my line of sight.
But I’m noticing that he’s jerking off more and more.
He’s started to jerk off when we’re playing. The husband likes to watch when me and his wife are going at it. They invited me up one night and it was great. EUGENE, SIR: I liked that last question you ran about the guy in the armed threesome, and while I am too smart to be naked in a room and not be the one holding the gun, I have a threesome problem.